Gary The Goat – Spiced and Horny


Gary was working with us to bring out his very own Spiced Rum. His untimely passing has meant we are releasing this in his memory.

Rest in Peace, Gary.

‘Gary’s Spiced and Horny’

Memorial Edition

Gary’s Spiced and Horny is a finely crafted, small batch distillation of Central Queensland molasses, aged in Oak and infused with a bill of unique whole spices. According to the legend, it’s just Gary’s piss.

Get on Gary’s piss and raise a glass to the host that didn’t give a fuck. Come get on the piss and remember Gary 2011 – 2017


Consumption may cause horniness. Consumption may cause an inflated sense of attraction to goats. Consumption may cause growth of excessive nut hair. Consumption may cause heavy bleating

Additional information

Additional information

Weight 1.62 kg